(as) sure as I'm standing here

:  safe from danger or harm

:  firmly established :  steadfast

:  reliable, trustworthy

:  surely

:  not yet cut or harvested

:  upright on the feet or base :  erect

:  not flowing :  stagnant

:  a place to stand in :  location

:  a position from which one may assert or enforce legal rights and duties

:  length of service or experience especially as determining rank, pay, or privilege

:  in or at this place

:  now

:  in an arbitrary location

: used for emphasis especially after a demonstrative pronoun or after a noun modified by a demonstrative adjective

: used for emphasis after a demonstrative adjective but before the noun modified

:  this place