schlumps

Definition of schlumpsnext
plural of schlump, slang

Example Sentences

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Noun
  • His strict and meticulous methodologies taught some of the smartest people on the planet how to behave like complete idiots, paving the way for a new generation of red-nosed fools to pratfall onto the stage.
    Fran Hoepfner, Vulture, 10 Feb. 2026
  • Franchises are lost because of proud idiots.
    Pete Grathoff, Kansas City Star, 3 Feb. 2026
Noun
  • After embarking on the quest to bring back dodos, the company also teamed up with the Mauritian Wildlife Foundation to create native habitats in which the bird survived before its extinction.
    Atharva Gosavi, Interesting Engineering, 18 Sep. 2025
  • Colossal's de-extinction projects now span dodos, dire wolves, mammoths, and moas.
    Moná Thomas, PEOPLE, 17 Sep. 2025
Noun
  • The Dilbert principle — traced back to a quote in a 1995 strip — posited that managers and higher-ups are actually successful morons whose stubbornness is confused for real leadership qualities.
    Jon Blistein, Rolling Stone, 13 Jan. 2026
  • Overwhelmingly, though, the most common response was to seek confirmation of their suspicions that Daniel Graham and Adam Carruthers were morons.
    Rosa Lyster, Harpers Magazine, 30 Dec. 2025
Noun
  • August is when blockheads get cut.
    Sean Keeler, Denver Post, 17 Aug. 2025
Noun
  • But hey, at least these dopes get a periodic recess, right?
    David M. Drucker, Twin Cities, 6 Jan. 2026
  • Tyler has been off planting a false trail that the cops immediately fall for because Jericho law enforcement is three Normie dopes in a trench coat.
    Jessica M. Goldstein, Vulture, 4 Sep. 2025
Noun
  • Woke scolds and anti-woke dolts alike objected to the image of Carpenter kneeling in front of a man who appears to be using her hair as a leash.
    Bethy Squires, Vulture, 29 Aug. 2025
Noun
  • Planet Fitness once made a point of banning denim in the gym, along with grunting, dropping dumbbells, and judging others.
    Daniel Engber, The Atlantic, 20 Feb. 2026
  • Members use Woodway 4Front treadmills, and BeaverFit benches equipped with dumbbells, slam balls and resistance bands.
    Samantha Gowen, Oc Register, 16 Feb. 2026
Noun
  • While shooting her previous feature in Chile, McAlpine noticed donkeys hanging out around an observatory.
    Los Angeles Times, Los Angeles Times, 23 Feb. 2026
  • These small donkeys, descendants of those brought to the area by miners, have free roam of the town.
    Lydia Mansel, Travel + Leisure, 21 Feb. 2026
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“Schlumps.” Merriam-Webster.com Thesaurus, Merriam-Webster, https://www.merriam-webster.com/thesaurus/schlumps. Accessed 28 Feb. 2026.

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