variants also keester
Definition of keisternext
slang

Example Sentences

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Recent Examples of keister So what's the worst part of slogging your keister around? Outside Online, 18 Feb. 2026 Rose is also perilously up her own keister. Christopher Borrelli, Chicago Tribune, 13 Jan. 2026 Then there is little Point San Pablo Beach, with something rare in the Bay Area – water that doesn’t freeze your keister – with decent swimming at high tide. John Metcalfe, Mercury News, 13 Aug. 2025 But once O’Connor put Harley on his keister, Game 3 was never the same. Sean Keeler, Denver Post, 27 Apr. 2025 Speaking of siblings, throughout this episode Matty dodges calls from her sister Bitsy, and then in the final scene, while stoned off her keister, Matty comes home to find one of Bitsy’s better-than-you-might-expect sugar-free peach pies sitting on the counter. Noel Murray, Vulture, 27 Feb. 2025 This mindset predictably glosses over the fact not all people can get off their keister and run errands like that. Steven Aquino, Forbes, 21 Nov. 2024
Recent Examples of Synonyms for keister
Noun
  • The Kings will inevitably be criticized for making a series of bad decisions and bum deals while Fox, Barnes and Brown grace the game’s grandest stage a year after being cast off under questionable circumstances.
    Jason Anderson, Sacbee.com, 2 June 2026
  • The former great who played six seasons in Canada before a 17-year NFL career with the Oilers, Vikings, Seahawks and Chiefs once tried to rush back from a bum right ankle himself.
    Sean Keeler, Denver Post, 1 June 2026
Noun
  • Beef cheeks and tongues, Frenched racks of lamb, glistening hams, poulet de Bresse, and rabbits still with their heads, round eyes blinkless under long lashes frozen in the ice.
    Literary Hub, Literary Hub, 3 June 2026
  • When creating Dern’s look, Hayward skipped pinky hues on the cheeks.
    Izzy Baskette, PEOPLE, 30 May 2026
Noun
  • While Republicans still hold an advantage in Iowa, Democrats see openings in a competitive governor’s race, an open Senate seat, and two battleground congressional districts that could help determine control of Congress next year.
    Claire Carter, The Washington Examiner, 31 May 2026
  • Then there’s Ammar Campa-Najjar, who has sought a similar seat twice before and more recently for Chula Vista mayor.
    Lucas Robinson, San Diego Union-Tribune, 31 May 2026
Noun
  • De Vie The hyper-seasonal, nose-to-tail dishes at De Vie are designed to pair alongside cocktails crafted from French and housemade spirits, and the nonalcoholic versions play just as large a role in the restaurant and bar’s living laboratory of infusions and tinctures.
    Lane Nieset, Condé Nast Traveler, 4 June 2026
  • Tail Partbreaker Increases part damage accumulated on breakable tails.
    Gieson Cacho, Mercury News, 4 June 2026
Noun
  • Other highlights include aged Scottsdale pork cutlet, blue eye trevalla, and wild clover lamb rump.
    Condé Nast, Condé Nast Traveler, 27 May 2026
  • Potentially leaving the minority shareholders as an illiquid rump.
    Chris Weatherspoon, New York Times, 14 May 2026
Noun
  • But one of the best back stoppers of the last decade is not immune from being the butt of a joke, and the Lightning decided to have some fun while giving Vasilevskiy his second career Vezina Trophy, awarded to the NHL's best goaltender.
    Matt Reigle OutKick, FOXNews.com, 6 June 2026
  • So who better to analyze the technique of these two spectacular over-the-fence head butts than Huson, right?
    Jayson Stark, New York Times, 5 June 2026

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“Keister.” Merriam-Webster.com Thesaurus, Merriam-Webster, https://www.merriam-webster.com/thesaurus/keister. Accessed 8 Jun. 2026.

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