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Definition of keisternext
slang

Example Sentences

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Recent Examples of keister Rose is also perilously up her own keister. Christopher Borrelli, Chicago Tribune, 13 Jan. 2026 Well, how much what about like, how much time, like freezing your keister off, because some of your races take place in brutal temps. Outside Online, 7 Jan. 2026 Then there is little Point San Pablo Beach, with something rare in the Bay Area – water that doesn’t freeze your keister – with decent swimming at high tide. John Metcalfe, Mercury News, 13 Aug. 2025 But once O’Connor put Harley on his keister, Game 3 was never the same. Sean Keeler, Denver Post, 27 Apr. 2025 Speaking of siblings, throughout this episode Matty dodges calls from her sister Bitsy, and then in the final scene, while stoned off her keister, Matty comes home to find one of Bitsy’s better-than-you-might-expect sugar-free peach pies sitting on the counter. Noel Murray, Vulture, 27 Feb. 2025 This mindset predictably glosses over the fact not all people can get off their keister and run errands like that. Steven Aquino, Forbes, 21 Nov. 2024 With fearless, ferocious leads Demi Moore and Margaret Qualley willing to let the camera chop them into chunks of flesh — lips, calves, hair, wrinkles and, yes, keisters — for a film that prioritizes shocks over plot, get ready for a whole lot of their blood and guts too. Amy Nicholson, Los Angeles Times, 19 Sep. 2024
Recent Examples of Synonyms for keister
Noun
  • As older leaders retire, the days of bums on seats five days a week are likely to fade with them.
    Orianna Rosa Royle, Fortune, 17 Feb. 2026
  • Here, in the rugged, remote Santa Cruz Mountains, one of California’s coastal ranges, the counterculture had found one of its first bucolic, dharma-bum milieus.
    Scott Eden, Rolling Stone, 1 Feb. 2026
Noun
  • His cheeks are streaked with sooty grime.
    Danielle Paquette The Washington Post, Arkansas Online, 17 Feb. 2026
  • One layer gives me all-over, medium-to-full coverage, a few additional dots to my cheeks and chin cover up the annoying splotchiness that's showed up on my skin recently.
    Sophia Panych, Allure, 16 Feb. 2026
Noun
  • And when the game was over, both coaches were eager to remark about the atmosphere and unused seats, Georgetown’s Ed Cooley was curious and UConn’s Dan Hurley exasperated that the crowd wasn’t more raucous on this Valentine’s Night.
    Dom Amore, Hartford Courant, 15 Feb. 2026
  • Whitney Westerfield boarded his Southwest flight from Tampa to Nashville on Thursday and went to his seat in Row 8.
    Hannah Sampson, Washington Post, 15 Feb. 2026
Noun
  • The insects feed on organic matter and use a tail-like bodies to jump, appearing as dark, pepper-like specs in the snow.
    Stephen Underwood, Hartford Courant, 19 Feb. 2026
  • In an era where artistic metrics are splintered between box office, streaming and the long tail of cultural chatter, Merino still believes in the old ritual.
    Clayton Davis, Variety, 19 Feb. 2026
Noun
  • The lineage of her home party, Fratelli d’Italia, or Brothers of Italy, traces back to the rump of Mussolini’s fascists.
    Julia Khrebtan-Hörhager, The Conversation, 11 Feb. 2026
  • In 70 experiments conducted over a few days, Veronika applied the implement exclusively to hard-to-reach areas, like her rump, loin, thurl and navel flap.
    Leslie Katz, Forbes.com, 21 Jan. 2026
Noun
  • From Lena Dunham’s butt tattoo!
    Emma Specter, Vogue, 19 Feb. 2026
  • When Dead & Company kicked off in 2015, Weir was no longer the skinny teenager trying to keep up with Garcia and Lesh, nor the frequent butt of band ribbing for his space-cadet side.
    David Browne, Rolling Stone, 17 Feb. 2026

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“Keister.” Merriam-Webster.com Thesaurus, Merriam-Webster, https://www.merriam-webster.com/thesaurus/keister. Accessed 21 Feb. 2026.

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