variants also keester
slang

Example Sentences

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Recent Examples of keister Then there is little Point San Pablo Beach, with something rare in the Bay Area – water that doesn’t freeze your keister – with decent swimming at high tide. John Metcalfe, Mercury News, 13 Aug. 2025 But once O’Connor put Harley on his keister, Game 3 was never the same. Sean Keeler, Denver Post, 27 Apr. 2025 Speaking of siblings, throughout this episode Matty dodges calls from her sister Bitsy, and then in the final scene, while stoned off her keister, Matty comes home to find one of Bitsy’s better-than-you-might-expect sugar-free peach pies sitting on the counter. Noel Murray, Vulture, 27 Feb. 2025 This mindset predictably glosses over the fact not all people can get off their keister and run errands like that. Steven Aquino, Forbes, 21 Nov. 2024 With fearless, ferocious leads Demi Moore and Margaret Qualley willing to let the camera chop them into chunks of flesh — lips, calves, hair, wrinkles and, yes, keisters — for a film that prioritizes shocks over plot, get ready for a whole lot of their blood and guts too. Amy Nicholson, Los Angeles Times, 19 Sep. 2024 According to a growing body of research, the health problems associated with sitting—heart disease and diabetes, to name two—aren’t simply the result of these extensive periods on our keisters. Lydia Denworth, Scientific American, 17 Sep. 2024 Before you get started, position your buck so its head is a little uphill of its keister, if possible, and then turn him belly-up. Dave Hurteau, Field & Stream, 30 Jan. 2023
Recent Examples of Synonyms for keister
Noun
  • The level of luxury she’s introduced with Barracuda is a stark contrast to the humbler quarters generally associated with backpackers and itinerant surf bums, which still make up the majority of Itacaré’s lodging options.
    David Amsden, Travel + Leisure, 5 Nov. 2025
  • And the oversized top has a split hem that falls below the bum.
    Melody Kazel, PEOPLE, 30 Oct. 2025
Noun
  • The boy was taken to a nearby hospital, where he was treated for injuries to his eye, ears and cheeks, police said.
    Desiree Anello, PEOPLE, 8 Nov. 2025
  • Just cut off the cheeks and scoop out the flesh with a spoon right into the blender.
    Katie Rosenhouse, Southern Living, 8 Nov. 2025
Noun
  • The margin will narrow by one seat once the government reopens and the winner of a special election, Representative-elect Adelita Grijalva of Arizona, is sworn in.
    Mandy Taheri, MSNBC Newsweek, 6 Nov. 2025
  • Democrats also performed well in one red state election, flipping two seats on the Georgia Public Service Commission.
    Julia Manchester, The Hill, 6 Nov. 2025
Noun
  • Viewers were able to see the hilarious shot of Jinky in the bath quickly cut to a very telling scene of the same dog bounding into a marshland or small lake, tail wagging, body splashing through mud and water in total ecstasy.
    Melissa Fleur Afshar, MSNBC Newsweek, 10 Nov. 2025
  • Once stationary, turn off all lights except the hazard flashers, engage the emergency brake, and release the brake pedal to ensure your tail lights are not illuminated, reducing the risk of other drivers colliding with your stationary vehicle.
    NC Weather Bot, Charlotte Observer, 8 Nov. 2025
Noun
  • The koala was entirely gray with a slightly lighter back end and some nearly white spots on its rump, the video showed.
    Irene Wright, Miami Herald, 10 Oct. 2025
  • The second was hit at 338 paces in the rump.
    Jack O'Connor, Outdoor Life, 24 Sep. 2025
Noun
  • Among his convictions, Rahab was convicted of groping the butts of at least three different women and a 15-year-old girl in 2023.
    Matthew Cupelli, Cincinnati Enquirer, 8 Nov. 2025
  • Esposito advised smokers not to flick their cigarette butts and to properly extinguish them before throwing them out.
    David Chiu, PEOPLE, 7 Nov. 2025

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“Keister.” Merriam-Webster.com Thesaurus, Merriam-Webster, https://www.merriam-webster.com/thesaurus/keister. Accessed 12 Nov. 2025.

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