variants also keester
Definition of keisternext
slang

Example Sentences

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Recent Examples of keister Well, how much what about like, how much time, like freezing your keister off, because some of your races take place in brutal temps. Outside Online, 7 Jan. 2026 Then there is little Point San Pablo Beach, with something rare in the Bay Area – water that doesn’t freeze your keister – with decent swimming at high tide. John Metcalfe, Mercury News, 13 Aug. 2025 But once O’Connor put Harley on his keister, Game 3 was never the same. Sean Keeler, Denver Post, 27 Apr. 2025 Speaking of siblings, throughout this episode Matty dodges calls from her sister Bitsy, and then in the final scene, while stoned off her keister, Matty comes home to find one of Bitsy’s better-than-you-might-expect sugar-free peach pies sitting on the counter. Noel Murray, Vulture, 27 Feb. 2025 This mindset predictably glosses over the fact not all people can get off their keister and run errands like that. Steven Aquino, Forbes, 21 Nov. 2024 With fearless, ferocious leads Demi Moore and Margaret Qualley willing to let the camera chop them into chunks of flesh — lips, calves, hair, wrinkles and, yes, keisters — for a film that prioritizes shocks over plot, get ready for a whole lot of their blood and guts too. Amy Nicholson, Los Angeles Times, 19 Sep. 2024 According to a growing body of research, the health problems associated with sitting—heart disease and diabetes, to name two—aren’t simply the result of these extensive periods on our keisters. Lydia Denworth, Scientific American, 17 Sep. 2024
Recent Examples of Synonyms for keister
Noun
  • The series’ script comes from Park Jae-bum, who is known for his work on Vincenzo and Good Doctor.
    Kayti Burt, Time, 14 Jan. 2026
  • Netflix confirmed Wednesday in South Korea that production is underway on The Dealer, a new original series produced by Hwang and starring a high-profile cast led by Jung So-min, Ryoo Seung-bum and Lee Soo-hyuk.
    Patrick Brzeski, HollywoodReporter, 13 Jan. 2026
Noun
  • Grande wore a glossy pink shade on her lips, sculpted cheeks with subtle shimmer, and long lashes.
    Audrey Noble, Vogue, 12 Jan. 2026
  • Her rosy lips and cheeks keep the look as classic as can be.
    Marci Robin, Allure, 12 Jan. 2026
Noun
  • And keep your in-flight essentials like headphones, sleep mask, e-reader, and other tech tools together in your personal item that stays with you at the seat rather than in the overhead bin.
    Alesandra Dubin, Travel + Leisure, 9 Jan. 2026
  • The video shows a man call security on a group of women sitting behind him in orchestra seats at the Winter Garden Theatre.
    Kristie Keleshian, CBS News, 9 Jan. 2026
Noun
  • Some experts had previously speculated that debris from the left engine might have damaged the engine on the tail.
    CBS News, CBS News, 15 Jan. 2026
  • This combination came in handy, as different materials were needed for sections like the drone's tail and camera mount.
    New Atlas, New Atlas, 15 Jan. 2026
Noun
  • He has been vilified for his notorious drawings of oversized women with ample rumps and thick, powerful legs, definitely objectified and more or less turned into meat-at-the-ready.
    David Zane Mairowitz, Rolling Stone, 22 Dec. 2025
  • The koala was entirely gray with a slightly lighter back end and some nearly white spots on its rump, the video showed.
    Irene Wright, Miami Herald, 10 Oct. 2025
Noun
  • And true to the brand’s fit, the backside pockets are cleverly placed to add a butt-lifting effect.
    Alyssa Morin, InStyle, 10 Jan. 2026
  • If that means being the frequent butt of jokes for his age, that's fine, too.
    CBS News, CBS News, 10 Jan. 2026

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“Keister.” Merriam-Webster.com Thesaurus, Merriam-Webster, https://www.merriam-webster.com/thesaurus/keister. Accessed 16 Jan. 2026.

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