variants also keester
Definition of keisternext
slang

Example Sentences

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Recent Examples of keister So what's the worst part of slogging your keister around? Outside Online, 18 Feb. 2026 Rose is also perilously up her own keister. Christopher Borrelli, Chicago Tribune, 13 Jan. 2026 Then there is little Point San Pablo Beach, with something rare in the Bay Area – water that doesn’t freeze your keister – with decent swimming at high tide. John Metcalfe, Mercury News, 13 Aug. 2025 But once O’Connor put Harley on his keister, Game 3 was never the same. Sean Keeler, Denver Post, 27 Apr. 2025 Speaking of siblings, throughout this episode Matty dodges calls from her sister Bitsy, and then in the final scene, while stoned off her keister, Matty comes home to find one of Bitsy’s better-than-you-might-expect sugar-free peach pies sitting on the counter. Noel Murray, Vulture, 27 Feb. 2025 This mindset predictably glosses over the fact not all people can get off their keister and run errands like that. Steven Aquino, Forbes, 21 Nov. 2024
Recent Examples of Synonyms for keister
Noun
  • Her assignment, along with another non-skiing ski bum friend of hers, was to secure that spot.
    Moira McCarthy, Boston Herald, 15 Mar. 2026
  • Trying to warm up your bum from the cold was said to produce heavier periods.
    Literary Hub, Literary Hub, 11 Mar. 2026
Noun
  • The gratification was immediate; tears glistened on fans’ cheeks as the lights pulsed on stage.
    Steven J. Horowitz, Variety, 24 Mar. 2026
  • His sparkling eyes and rosy cheeks were undeniably adorable.
    Gaby Del Valle, Harpers Magazine, 24 Mar. 2026
Noun
  • Luna is considered the first true social media influencer to leverage their online audience to win a seat in Congress.
    David Zimmermann, The Washington Examiner, 23 Mar. 2026
  • Axiom Space’s Director of Human Spaceflight and former NASA astronaut Peggy Whitson is the mission commander with aviator John Shoffner as pilot and two mission specialist seats paid for by the Saudi Space Commission, Rayyanah Barnawi and Ali AlQarni.
    Richard Tribou, The Orlando Sentinel, 22 Mar. 2026
Noun
  • Many birds, for example, produce feathers with elaborate color patterns – from the iridescent plumage of many hummingbirds to the famously brilliant tail of a peacock.
    Logan S. James, The Conversation, 19 Mar. 2026
  • The Pittsburgh office of the National Weather Service posted a dramatic video on X, captured by one of its employees, showing a fireball with a long tail hurtling across a cloudless sky.
    Denise Chow, NBC news, 17 Mar. 2026
Noun
  • The women stood on the doorsteps with their rumps to the crowd, skirts lifted to flash tattered green knickers.
    Literary Hub, Literary Hub, 13 Mar. 2026
  • The lineage of her home party, Fratelli d’Italia, or Brothers of Italy, traces back to the rump of Mussolini’s fascists.
    Julia Khrebtan-Hörhager, The Conversation, 11 Feb. 2026
Noun
  • Accidentally running face-first into your mom’s butt is funny, no matter your species.
    Popular Science Team, Popular Science, 20 Mar. 2026
  • The whisky was initially aged in Oloroso sherry butts that came from Spain.
    Jonah Flicker, Robb Report, 20 Mar. 2026

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“Keister.” Merriam-Webster.com Thesaurus, Merriam-Webster, https://www.merriam-webster.com/thesaurus/keister. Accessed 26 Mar. 2026.

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