English was never the same after the Norman Conquest
Soop, wimmen, and headake did not make the cut
Comedian ISMO tries to figure out 'one' and 'two'
And who put it there, anyway?
A simple trick to keep them separate
'Poets laureate'? 'Court-martials'? The curious history of postpositive adjectives in English.
A simple way to keep them apart. (Most of the time.)